Monday, January 31, 2005

MANIFESTO NIGHT: First Impressions

Manifestos are, by definition, utterly boring speeches where people with a sense of humour lose it. Thus, it came as no surprise that half the candidates took liberties with Manifesto Night. Ghani did a cooking demonstration (Food Exco), Nasyi had a little tune on her ambitions as - what else? - Food Exco, Ajak from, you knew it - the Food Exco! - regaled us with a PowerPoint presentation, Ilya ate an orange to scattered applause - no points for guessing what she's running for. But we at Veritas report. not revel, so let us run through every candidate with as much impartiality as he deserves.

WELFARE: Joey is a world class charmer. He walked up, clutching a huge file, and told the voters this was his speech, but since he had their welfare at heart, he'd only read it after the elections. Then he maintained he was not a typical male. THAT set the crowd wild, for reasons that cannot be discussed here.

Oops, Bio class, see you guys later.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

First of Many Posts

Presenting the KYUEM Chemistry Resource Centre, run by the hyperactive Ms Shree of Chemistry fame, with the shady executives of Veritas Media Inc lurking in the shadows. This portal will serve as Ms Shree's access point to the world, so keep your eyes glued to this page for more details, PowerPoints, revision notes, past year papers (of KYUEM, not of Cambridge, hehe) and leaked examination questions.

Download the following exciting guides to AS Level Chemistry today! Limited offer expires June 2006. We have installed special technology to track students who do not download the following exciting guides so their final Chemistry grades this semester can be adversely affected. Heh, seriously, no.

Introduction to Organic Chemistry: organic.ppt
Isomerism: isomerism.ppt
Alkanes: alkanes.ppt
Alkenes: alkenes.ppt
Halogenoalkanes: haloalkanes.ppt

Enjoy and...piracy is encouraged! Copy as much as you want to friends, family and lovers.

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