We are Chemistry @ KYUEM, a non profit organization devoted to making Chemistry the subject of choice in KYUEM. This will be achieved through motivational talks, production of "I Love Chemistry" T-Shirts, illicit sales of performance-enhancing drugs, and mass production of calendars featuring our 4 Chemistry teachers in intriguing, though fully clothed poses.
All proceeds will, on paper, be donated to the KYUEM Tsunami Action Relief Fund and subsequently find its way into the pockets of the shady executives at Veritas Media Inc to fund its loss-making subsidiary Veritas United Football Club, currently languishing in the Third Division of the Malaysian League. Enjoy our attempts to put some humour into...yawn...Chemis...zzz...try.